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If you gots the boobies and you ain’t got no qualms about using them to your advantage in helping your cash flow, then all the power to you. If you ain’t got no boobies but gots major brains that allow you to use other people’s boobs to your advantage in helping your cash flow, then even more power to you.

Tittygram has found a way to make money merely by taking images of boobs (which remain anonymous by the way, which is friggin genius); combining them with some serious Sharpie action, and throwing the manifested collaboration into the sex starved public as yet another way to send fun little sexually explicit messages.

Our Boobs. Your Message. Talk about a catchy slogan. Short, sweet and to the point.

Needless to say they were incredibly successful in doing so. The Koreans and the Japanese jumped on board real quick along with the Hebrews and the Hindi. I guess it had a bit too much of a child’s play vibe for the Germans to partake in it though, seeing as how they’re not mentioned in the main percentage of participants. Whatevs.

They even go as far as to give you options. The service may cost $30, but if you love all boobs equally and don’t care what the ones that you’ll be writing your messages on look like (because all breasts are beautiful…) then you have the option of paying merely $8, in which case the boobs are chosen for you by the administrator, but as far as I see it, you’re still getting your money’s worth.

According to the article that can be found here, the idea originated with this Russian guy (Gritsenko) basically roaming Russian social networks in search of women who would be willing to participate in his project. I can just imagine a message from some creep in my inbox asking if I’d be interested in shelling out my boobs for money. I would honestly laugh and ignore. Who knew there are enough boobs out there to have helped him more than double the originally invested amount?

Good for him, good for them (his team) and good for them (the boobs).

 

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