Handling Tinder

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Tinder – Ugh. Am I right?

Between Tinder and Grinder alone I think we have a reason for the civilization’s miserable demise. Swiping left and right, looking for the perfect match to fuck on a Friday night – gross. “Oh I’m not on here for dates, I’m here to make friends” – Fuck off! “I don’t like that people are objectifying me” – Double Fuck off! Take your tits off your profile picture then.

On the off chance that you are actually an innocent little wallflower and you’re on Tinder to “network” or whatever, I guess this is a semi decent way of handling those who clearly don’t have the right idea of what the app is for.

This girl found a way to channel her creativity via drawing semi embarrassing naked pictures of nitwits’ that approach her, displaying their ugly morphed penises along with the words they chose for their sexual advances, and posting them on Instagram. I don’t know if I would call this way of dealing with Tinder “amazing” per se, but you gotta give credit where credit is due.

It’s somewhat entertaining to scroll through these little sketches. You just imagine the poor schmucks sitting in their parent’s basement jerking their wieners, browsing hot chicks. Oh the humanity.